I saw a car sporting a bumper sticker that said “My son fights for our freedom“.

But I’ll bet if I asked I’d find out he doesn’t really fight cops and politicians at all.
Probably actually works for them, instead; doing the opposite of what the sticker claims.
And does it in exchange for stolen money, to boot.

False advertising at its worst! Some would say there oughta be a law, or something!

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